September 21, 1085
There is a big dinner coming up. Witch means another day trying to please the “great and powerful” king. I hate that old ale head so much, sometimes I want to hit him in the head. He is just a royal pain in my butt. My job at the castle is to pick the fresh vegetables from the garden and cook while my mother doctors the king and my Father cleans up the kitchen when I am done. I try not to leave a mess so he doesn’t have to do to much work.
One person that I hate more than the king are the servents. Always critasizing my work or how I prepare the dishes. There snobby noses always pointed to the sky. The worst one of them all is Sir Keith Greenlen.So I have a plan. Late at night when Keith gets up to go to the privy I shay put blue paint on the seat so when he gets up she shal have a blue butt. I will let you know that happens in the morning
